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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The chase sequence starts with an unskippable cinematic, has no checkpoints, and will force you to rewatch the cinematic every time you fail.

There's other traffic in the chase sequence, but the traffic is randomized every time, so there's no way to memorize any pattern.

The mission fails if the target gets too far away.
Any time you bump into anything, it slows you down enough that the target gets too far away.

This is also the first time you've driven a car in the game.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And there's an infuriatingly sarcastic fail mesage.

All you had to do is follow the god damned train, CJ.