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[โ€“] CheeseNoodle 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

All dialogue options have previews that are nothing like what you actually say (Looking at you Cyberpunk) so you try to apologise for someones loss but the actual dialogue is your character being an utter piece of shit without warning. Getting the true ending and several important pieces of gear require you to never be mean to multiple NPCs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

NPC: My husband was killed!

1: Sorry for your loss...
2: It's about time!

1: pfft sorry for your loss ๐Ÿ™„ tell someone who cares ๐Ÿฅฑ

2: It's about time we found the MF who did this! Let's go hunt him down!

[โ€“] Dagnet 4 points 5 days ago

Reminds me at the start of witcher 3 my brother was playing and some thugs come annoy you, one option was something like 'I disagree' which sounds reasonable, so he picked it. That option has Gerald insulting them and jumping straight into a fight, shit escalated fucking quickly lol