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No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
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While I half agree that having these warnings there for a glass of wine is annoying, the context here is that people will genuinely believe alcohol consumption to be just a harmless passtime, but nobody will think this about getting body parts cut off.
Limb gets cut off, bottom of the screen "Do not try this at home"
Chariot fucking explodes "Professional driver on closed course, do not attempt"
Road runner runs through painted-on tunnel, coyote chases him: "Trains in tunnel may be closer than they appear"
"The arrival of a train at La Ciotat", with sign above the screen sayin "the train is not actually here, remain seated".