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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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[–] TootSweet 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"You expected me to grant the letter of your wish in a way that subverted the spirit of your wish or you wouldn't have put 'that works how I expect it to' on the end. I fulfilled your expectations exactly as requested. Having a 10-inch penis on your forehead was exactly the sort of result you expected given how too-good-to-be-true your stumbling onto my lamp was, was it not?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Haha good call. What about "that works the way I want it to?"

[–] jrs100000 11 points 3 weeks ago

Now you cant help but believe you deserve this hellish existence you brought on yourself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

that assumes you know exactly what you want though, which I think most people wouldn't at the time of making the wish