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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

2007? Anon is a sweet summer child.

[–] cobysev 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'll say. I was sailing the seas back in the late '90s. By 2007, I had amassed quite a hoard of treasure.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Motherfucker was unborn while the rest of us were downloading Darude - Sandstorm on Napster.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] AtariDump 13 points 2 months ago
[–] chemical_cutthroat 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.

[–] AtariDump 9 points 2 months ago
[–] horse_battery_staple 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KnightontheSun 5 points 2 months ago

The first rule of Usenet is….

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

OP forgot Napster, as well as the p2p networks of old like WinMX, Kazaa, etc, nevermind Usenet.

[–] PagPag 22 points 2 months ago

Add LimeWire and BearShare to the list for nostalgics.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Even before that, BBS, WaReZ sites, IRC. Dialup internet wasn't a problem when RAR files could be split up for a release.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

IRC was a wild level of automated for its time too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Shared drives on a LAN!

[–] Retro_unlimited 2 points 2 months ago

There was even search terms for finding open servers on search engines such as: “parent-of” “open-directory” MP3 AVI etc