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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Place the apples together, I mean on a straight line. Use the Knife to cut the middle of both. It divides into 4 pieces, take one each, and I take the last one.

[โ€“] portuga 2 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of that anecdote of the dying sultan that had three sons and 17 camels to divide among them