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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once

[–] tpihkal 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

[–] kamenlady 4 points 1 week ago

Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you'll have your vegetables slide in just like that.

[–] robocall 1 points 1 week ago

Plop them on the bed first

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Hol' up a minute