this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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funny, silly, whatevs.

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[–] JeeBaiChow 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Let him pass, merge back behind his ass and flash him back.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Don't want to be the guy who could get brake checked, would much rather be the guy getting a nice insurance cheque because an idiot was driving too close to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

^our easy guide to Brake Around & Check Out

[–] JeeBaiChow 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, if we're doing angry driving, then forget letting him pass. Just shift to low gear and lift then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I am pretty good at angling my side mirrors to shine truck lights back at their driver.

If you’re gonna ride my ass when I’m safely following traffic then you’re gonna see just how capable I am of ignoring someone behind me as I cruise exactly at the speed limit.

That said, you always win by letting the angry aggressive dangerous driver past you and away from you.

Insurance checks aren’t nearly as nice as not fucking your body up because a douche can’t brake fast enough.