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[–] dohpaz42 10 points 15 hours ago (11 children)

To a small degree they exist. At least for the parents of said children. My kids’ school frequently asks for parent volunteers to go on field trip to help watch the kids.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Do I have to bring my own cattle prod or do they provide those?

[–] dohpaz42 6 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

I believe the school system provides those for free.

[–] edgemaster72 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Then they'll be issued guns

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm concerned how powerful these cattle prods are that the Department of Energy is involved /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

"I hooked mine up to a car battery, sends a third grader flying 'cross the room I tell ya" - some hillbilly probably

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