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Anon gets plastered (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I work for a werehouse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I have a question

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Can it wait until the next full moon?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

🏃🏠💨

[–] thawed_caveman 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I work at a whorehouse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Jelly

[–] thawed_caveman 3 points 17 hours ago

We do bulk and they're also werewolves, so it's a werewhore warehouse

There were some in Pompeii but they haven't been located yet, to this day archeologists don't know where the werewhore warehouses were