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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ACTUALLY, there is no burger inside of it. The Burger is the cow part. Checkmate, Atheist!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Next you'll be telling me a hot dog isn't a type of taco.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But some sandwiches are burgers like that bacon chicken burger you posted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The top layer of pastry in a pop tart is perforated through to the filling, so I would argue that it doesn't count as a bread, which would make the pop tart a toast.

M&Ms are calzones...

[–] ivanafterall 2 points 1 day ago

Today I'll be showing you how to make an authentic, delicious calzone using only six pieces of toast...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] itsathursday 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dumplings are calzones as are pop tarts.

[–] itsathursday 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Then funyuns and burger rings are sushi, but sashimi is sometimes toast

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You’re thinking of nigiri, sashimi has no starch.

[–] itsathursday 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This really is a Picasso perspective on things. Now I know he was just craving calzones this whole time.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 23 hours ago

Picasso’s ear could be considered sashimi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some sandwiches are burgers but it needs steak to be a burger

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve never heard of a steak burger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go to a pub, it’s called a steak sandwich on the menu.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"my local pub said so" fallacy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Your mother said a lot of things. I didn't know how religious she was.