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Recently, I was shopping for a hard drive at a big box store and tried to filter by capacity ... (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by toynbee to c/[email protected]

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I'm not even sure how many chickens I can fit on my current hard drive, but it's probably more than the number of persons I can fit.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sizes:

8
XL
Dennis
Small
0
O
XXM
Panamax
500GiB

[–] toynbee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Strangely (to me), most of the comments I've seen have been focused on the chickens, which are pretty funny; however, I don't think I've seen anyone comment on the "1 person," which - to me - is more concerning. Though if "Dennis" is a person (rather than a menace), perhaps that mitigates my concerns.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was actually citing Homestar Runner with Dennis.

"Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS."

Also, Extra Extra Medium.

[–] toynbee 1 points 3 days ago

Ah, I suppose I should burninate my previous response.