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[–] formergijoe 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was what vampires drank on a hot day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A vampire walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he'd like some blood. "Just hot water, please," the vampire responds. The bartender raise an eyebrow, but goes to get the hot water. When he places the mug in front of the vampire, he says, "I thought you were a vampire. Why order hot water?" The vampire pulls a tampon out of his bag and says, "I'm having tea."

You're welcome.

[–] formergijoe 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When you tell this joke in person, the crappy vampire accent is a must.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

My mental voice for that is Vladislav from Among the Shadows