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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] chronicledmonocle 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So 6 dildos is OK for the Texas government, but 7? Straight to jail. What a weird distinction.

Also, who the fuck owns 6+ dildos? I mean I get there is variety, but there are only so many variations of dick-shaped devices you can make. Wanting to have a different one for every day of the week? Not judging. I'm just genuinely curious here. LOL.

[–] beirdobaggins 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can diddle yourself 6 days a week, but on THE LORD'S DAY you have to go to church to get diddled.

[–] chronicledmonocle 1 points 1 week ago

As the Good Lord intended. Amen.

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