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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
submitted 5 days ago by FenrirIII to c/texas
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[–] chronicledmonocle 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So 6 dildos is OK for the Texas government, but 7? Straight to jail. What a weird distinction.

Also, who the fuck owns 6+ dildos? I mean I get there is variety, but there are only so many variations of dick-shaped devices you can make. Wanting to have a different one for every day of the week? Not judging. I'm just genuinely curious here. LOL.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Some people collect them. There are a lot of artisanal makers out there who sell really elaborate sculpted designs. I sell the silicone they are made out of, so many of my customers make them. One of those customers had a technical problem where their end users had issues with the silicone bonding to glass shelves in their display cabinet. So yeah, many people own more than 6 of them.

[–] beirdobaggins 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can diddle yourself 6 days a week, but on THE LORD'S DAY you have to go to church to get diddled.

[–] chronicledmonocle 1 points 4 days ago

As the Good Lord intended. Amen.