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A Jan. 6 rioter tried to join the Russian military to fight against Ukraine, feds say (www.politico.com)
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Kevin Loftus should be sent to jail for violating the terms of his probation, prosecutors told a judge.

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[–] Frozengyro 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They'd keep him alive as a propaganda piece.

[–] Zexks 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The fat guy from Texas got raped and cut to bits by the unit he was assigned to. I wouldn’t count on this guy surviving much longer either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Even they don't deserve that...maybe.