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Health Insurers Gave $120 Billion To Shareholders While Denying Your Claim (www.levernews.com)
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[–] NickwithaC 14 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

  1. Buy shares in health insurer

  2. Get claim denied

  3. Sell shares

  4. Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude

[–] jeeva 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Step 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago

Step -1) dad with emerald mine

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I've been putting off

[–] theangryseal 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Man, I thought I was alone.

This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Is that you, John Dillermand?