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New retirement plan just dropped (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Or be like me and try to do such a deed then realize your bad aim in video games carry over IRL, then you get shot dead by their security and go to some purgatory with this moment replayed forever, reminding you how much of a failure you were.

The only reason I don't want to try is because if I miss, its gonna be so embarassing, I don't even wanna thinkg about it.

[–] Ceedoestrees 8 points 11 hours ago

I bet that's why poisoning was so big before guns. Like who has the time to learn archery.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

This would be me if I took the three squares with free housing and healthcare route.