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Hospitals gave patients meds during childbirth, then reported them for illicit drug use
(www.usatoday.com)
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And that’s basically it!
wait but what about the 9%?
tests aren't 100% accurate.
It’s probably a split between that and people who naturally metabolize opiates faster due to a genetic variation.
it's a conspiracy!
Maybe they bought fake pee on the black market to ensure they'd receive the medical care they're already paying for.