this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plot Twist: Random noise is a stray cat breaking in, that is about to claim Anon

[–] EtherWhack 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Twistier: The noises were never his cat and their house has been haunted the entire time. Or, maybe a squatter that just knows how to hide really well...

Edit: my writing is horrible when I'm waking up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Like a certain Parasite living in the unknown saferoom just behind the plum wine shelf

[–] jaybone 1 points 6 days ago

The squatter also died last October.