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Pyramid Uncovered in Mexico to be Reburied Due to Lack of Funds (news.artnet.com)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We just gonna ignore that its twice as tall as the Great Pyramid? This is one of the greatest discoveries in history, let's fucking bury it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I looked at a bunch of different articles about this pyramid but none of them gave that height aside from this one. It has to be a mistake or typo right? There's no way a 1000 ft pyramid is just hanging out with no public or archaeology interest, right??

[–] Uruanna 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a picture of the structure before reburial, you can see people on top of it and some tractor at the bottom, definitely a whole extra 0 in the article.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

But that's less fun :(