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Clown School Student Who Tried to Smuggle Gold-Plated Pistol into Australia Claims Google Said It Was 'OK' (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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From Florida, of course 😄

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Her lawyer said she packed the pistol because she was high and paranoid from synthetic marijuana, which she uses to cope with trauma

She shouldn't be allowed to own a gun in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Because she does drugs? By that standard no one should own a gun.

[–] Lennny -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wife beaters and gun owners. Name a better venn diagram.

[–] mrslt 9 points 1 week ago

Wife beaters and cops. Tighter fitting circles.

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