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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well shit, the way things are going, I got that onion halfway to my mouth before realizing what it was...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Same here. It wasn't until I went to click in to try and figure out whether it was a clickbait title, or just Texas being Texas, that I noticed.