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Linux is now an RPG. What do you have? (totally not r/outside) (programming.dev)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The world of Linuxia beckons you! Your annoying guide flexes their gear the moment you spawn

Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
   with or without the other
   three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
   speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
   attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
   attack to increase speed, trading
   off for lower speed elsewhen.
   Requires two rebuilds.

Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
   likely to feel neutral toward you
   (+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
   the caster instantly knows when
   the next Friday the 13th is.

Let's have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Food item: Nix Flakes (rare)
- +10 health per flake
- + Contains a large amount of packages when combined with Nixpkgs (uncommon)
- + Reproducible: farm it yourself!
- - Each flake takes between 5 seconds and 2 hours to compile and take effect
- - Requires good internet connection
- - Significantly slows down NixOS dotfile spells.
Weapon: Neovim Lua Gun (uncommon)
- +144 damage
- + Rewrite config files
- - Can only activate weapon once. Afterwards, you're stuck using it forever.
- - Requires XP level 1337 to be used efficiently
Weapon: NixOS USB (uncommon)
- + Makes computer unusable for any sane person
- + Reproducible: install any system you want and then replace it with another one for fun
- - Most people in Linuxia are not sane so this weapon is rarely effective
Spell: NixOS dotfiles (rare)
- rm -rf ./.git: self-destruct: deals +infinity damage to the user, +169 damage to nearby enemies.
- cat flake.nix: Ejects what is effectively a zip bomb. Cannot be used twice against the same enemy. Deals +196 damage to nearby enemies.
- nixos-rebuild ...: Refreshes stamina, +5 health to the user. If used incorrectly, will cause a random negative effect, but never fatal. Requires waiting for 15 seconds, unless Nix Flakes were recently used, then it requires at least 2 hours of waiting.
Armor: SDDM (common)
- +40 charisma
- +20 defense
- +10 health
- - Buggy sometimes
Accessory: Waybar Crown (uncommon)
- +120 charisma
- +5 health
- + People will ask you for your dotfiles

Edit: fixed formatting

Edit 2: slightly cooler names and abilities

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your bullet formatting is disarrayed btw ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

I'd imagine these options being unlock-only. You have to travel between multiple wiki dungeons and blog towns to evolve your item c;

(Now I want nix flake cornflakes)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Now the formatting is fixed