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TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" (isglitch.com)

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Legal Battle Could Set Precedent for Human-AI Relations, Experts Say

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Everything about this is absolutely insane.

Edit: yeah, me got got.

[–] WarmSoda 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Eating the onion for breakfast, are we?

[–] spankmonkey 8 points 1 week ago

Morning is the best time for the news to go down easily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This one got me too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Honestly it’s the highest compliment you can give em. The title got me too but obvs the community gives it away. And admitting you ate the onion shows maturity imo so good on you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

It's a ficticious short story.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

read the community name friend