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[โ€“] 13esq 30 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it's over, sisters are cold blooded.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

Oh really?

๐Ÿ˜ง

Okay maybe I take that back then.

I wish to be the only child.

Genie please grant my wish. ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's aight. Parents divorced tho

[โ€“] 13esq 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense

[โ€“] 13esq 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey's paw thing

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