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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ofc he still does the war, otherwise why would you go back in time to have sex with some Austrian chick?
(But WW2 was happening anyway, that's why we went back in time to kill that tourist in Serbia)

much smarter

Dang, then I'm prob not the father of this one :/

[–] Alexstarfire 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

otherwise why would you go back in time to have sex with some Austrian chick?

She's hot?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, her signature Chaplin mustache was ahead of her time and misunderstood.