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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon can't win (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

First [Goldilocks] tasted the porridge of the Great Big Bear, and that was too hot for her. Next she tasted the porridge of the Middle-sized Bear, but that was too cold for her.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Then, she gave up and complained on the internet asking what the hell is wrong with porridge?

[–] feedum_sneedson 5 points 1 day ago

Oh you mean Daddy and Mummy bear, those particular bears were a hetero-normative family unit. Not that there's any problem with alternative lifestyles.