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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by dantheclamman to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Amateur, should have duct taped it to a canvas and sell it for a couple million.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A bitcoin millionaire could've been eating it as we speak