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Either this only happened to the FOAF of someone interviewed on FoxNews, or if it did, it was a false-flag operation organised by Turning Point or some similar group to radicalise young men against feminism and consent culture, as anyone who gave it a moment’s thought would see that that would be its outcome.
Or, girl was flirting and op missed his big chance!:
girl: You didn't ask for consent.
op: [hands penis statue back] Can you show me?
girl: [asks penis for consent. Mimics penis responding 'yes' in Muppet voice. Proceeds to slowly and erotically apply condom while maintaining eye contact with op.]
op: I'm not getting it. Do you offer private tutoring?