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Here's one that's real: he's promised to ban high-fructose corn syrup, which is banned in most other developed countries. It should have been banned in the US decades ago.
He might be a wakadoodle, but he might still get a few things right by accident
I don't think Canada has it banned either lol
Just gotta elect a guy with a brain worm, I guess...?
Nah, we kinda just follow the US.