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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College (theonion.com)

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[–] phoneymouse 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

First thing I ever got drunk on. “Friend” gave me way too much. Blacked out, puked everywhere. Never drank it again and the smell still makes me heave.

[–] JPSound 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That is me with tequila. A teenage JPSound had no experience with alcohol and went to house party with my own bottle of tequila I stole from my neighbor's dad's massive booze stash. I knew I've seen adults drink many beers before, I can probably do the same with this too. I mean, alcoholis alcohol, right?....nope. That was ~25 years ago and to this day I can't stand the smell of tequila. Instant nausea and smells like poison to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

smells like poison to me

Well it technically is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Same, but McMaster's Canadian Whisky 🤢

It's funny such horrible memories can also be nostalgic