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Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Absolutely Incredible Single Day Of Retirement (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Good on you for saving.

I used to feel that way too. Then things improved.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh regale us more with your tales of bootstraps and avocado toast.

Or don't. In fact, please don't.

[–] kameecoding 2 points 4 weeks ago

Well you see, why do savings when you can just become a leech and buy some properties and become a landlord?