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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Nino477 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Post the full story

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Is there more to it?

[–] jaybone 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

same thing happened to me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

RIP in peace

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Happens

[–] Agent641 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.