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Ain't nobody got time for that crap! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002 to c/memes

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Especially with the rise of "ghost postings" so quantity over quality is greater than ever these days

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is 100% true. But you should also include a cover letter, just as a second document. I mean obviously not if you're applying for McDonald's but you get the idea

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yo Burger Boss,

I really need a job like ASAP because my mom says I gotta move out of her basement and stop playing video games all day LOL. I've eaten at McDonald's like a million times (mostly at 3 AM) so I basically already know everything about working there - I mean, how hard can flipping burgers be??? My friend Dave said you guys get free food which is literally the main reason I'm applying, plus I saw on TikTok that sometimes employees mess up orders on purpose and get to keep the food (so cool). I'm pretty bad at waking up early and I definitely can't work weekends because that's when my Fortnite team practices, but I promise I'll try to show up most of the time when I'm scheduled.

Peace out,
Zuthan

P.S. Can you make sure to put me on drive-thru so I can practice my funny voices?