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Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/comicstrips
 
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (26 children)

This cartoon can't exist. Urinal etiquette requires:

That you should have one empty urinal between you and the next guy if at all possible. And always go to the nearest open urinal when you enter.

And that you look straight ahead and never look to either side of you. You must stare solely at the wall straight ahead of you. Thoughtful establishments hang pictures or current sales flyers at eye level to look at while peeing.

And most of all, you must never speak to anyone in there. So there is absolutely no way this cartoon can happen in the real world.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

You're kidding yourself. The norm in American bars is to have two urinals whose porcelain touches, and everyone pees with their buddy while having a boisterous chat.

[–] shalafi 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or it's a country bar and you have to pee in a common trough.

[–] ZeffSyde 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, the ol' honky tonk urinal that is just a rain gutter hung at an angle with a hose dribbling into the high side.

I do not miss small towns.

[–] BoxOfFeet 2 points 1 week ago

The Joe in Detroit still had those. I made sure to use it one last time during the last Red Wings game I went to there. Fun fact, they sold them before demolishing the Joe. I see one went for $55. Man, I could have had a piece of history in my basement.

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