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Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/comicstrips
 
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Legend has it that alpha males stand in front of each other when they pee, looking straight into each other's eyes and sometimes arm wrestling with their free hand.

[–] Coconut1233 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's pretty thoughtful to put drink dispensers next to portapotty's.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I've pissed into these at student events. Everyone was just chatting while pissing and having a good time, it was weird but also pretty great. It also made things really fast for men, women lined up up to 20 minutes.

[–] BoxOfFeet 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need both hands to control my alpha male fire hose. The girth of my manly urethra is enough to fit an average penis. I can empty my bladder in 3 seconds, but it is an intense 3 seconds. You'll be damned sure I'm staring you straight in the eye from across our opposed urinals as I do. And I expect a small kiss, out of respect, before I leave.

[–] Anticorp 1 points 1 month ago

I've definitely stood next to guys who pee in about 3 seconds, sounding like a gosh darned race horse, while I'm stuck there for 3 minutes. Gosh darn it!