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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Elon looking for more Govt subsidies

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.

[–] Jivebunny 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

[–] Jivebunny 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah that's right. Was just ranting. Haha. We're in the onion community

[–] humorlessrepost 6 points 1 week ago

Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.

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