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[–] SquatDingloid 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

CEOs when they have to wake up at 6am and commute for an hr both ways instead of waking up and watching their servant make them a causal late breakfast and calling it working.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

CEOs watching numbers go brrrr === working~!