this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

prepares a morning shower

??

[–] Quadhammer 7 points 2 hours ago

Wall mounted mechanical dildo obviously

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago

HAL begs anon "please take a shower"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

this was written by someone pretending they know how showers work

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Notice he never actually enters the shower in this story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Written by AI, you bet?