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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It comes preinstalled in a bunch of laptops.

[–] shneancy 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

strange, most IT professionals will tell you the only thing you need is Windows Defender and an ability to think before clicking strange download buttons

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not strange, most executives will sign a deal where another company gives them money for every laptop they sell with that company's product preinstalled.

[–] shneancy 6 points 1 month ago

ah of course, money