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Google a recent medical symptom - your smart watch already knows the gritty details
It's always cancer.
Sore throat - cancer.
Back ache - cancer.
Tiredness, cough, loss of taste and/or smell - maybe COVID. But also, cancer.
In its defense, the symptom I googled most recently like a year and a half ago, did, in fact, turn out to be cancer.
Yes, I'm fine now. But sometimes it's right.
Doesn't take away the fact you should've asked a doctor instead of a search engine, though.
Yeah, that's... what I did after? It sure didn't go away on its own lmao
"It's probably nothing to worry about. Or cancer."
...But my smart watch is local sync only through FOSS alternative app. Maybe it's a normally intelligent watch instead of a smart watch.