this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
45 points (94.1% liked)

Showerthoughts

29800 readers
796 users here now

A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. Avoid politics
    • 3.1) NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out
    • 3.2) Political posts often end up being circle jerks (not offering unique perspective) or enflaming (too much work for mods).
    • 3.3) Try c/politicaldiscussion, volunteer as a mod here, or start your own community.
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
quinten
vatlark
forkball
Thekingoflorda
45
Space pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black hole (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/showerthoughts
16 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Maalus 1 points 1 week ago

Your blood would literally boil the second you are exposed to the vacuum of space. You are dead long before you reach it. Maybe if they fire you off in a torpedo. But then some mutineer could fuck with the targetting systems and keep you alive.