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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"We would have voted for Harris if she would just have brought peace to the Middle East!"

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[–] Anticorp 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And cured cancer. That's all that we need.

...and solved world hunger.

We don't need anything except peace in the middle east, a cure for cancer, and solutions to world hunger. And that's it!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You just made me hear Steve Martin.

[–] Anticorp 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Ha! Good. I'm glad I pulled it off. I wasn't sure if it would be obvious or not.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Amazing mashup of The Jerk and the Christmas skit.

[–] JigglySackles 5 points 1 month ago

Lol it was perfect. All i needed.

...and this lamp...