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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

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[–] Nuke_the_whales 101 points 2 months ago (28 children)

I was listening to a podcast and the host just factually read out the things Trump has been convicted for and has been found to have done throughout the years. It's insane! Enough shitbaggery to take down an 18th century European monarch, but Trump somehow just gets a pass on all of it, wtf?! Has this guy made a pact with Satan or what?

He stole money from cancer kids!! How does anyone politically survive that??

[–] Lumisal 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Has this guy made a pact with Satan or what?

Well, we have a pandemic and 2 growing wars, so if a major famine occurs next, definitely a maybe

[–] CommissarVulpin 1 points 2 months ago

With all the tariffs coming and the immigrant farm laborers getting deported, it just might!

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