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[–] ThePantser 49 points 3 months ago (13 children)

A recall that 99% won't be claimed since if you are buying butter you know it contains milk. Gotta be real dumb to think the butter is milk free.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You do realize we're talking about the same society that requires a warning label to not eat the shampoo?

[–] GladiusB 13 points 3 months ago

What?! You can eat the shampoo? No dog food for Victor tonight!

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