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[–] Godric 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)
  1. If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you

  2. Horses aren't cows

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Godric 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh.....

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They're just different, trust me, okay????

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

White cows make normal milk, brown cows make chocolate milk. That’s just science

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And if you're fancy, you'll find red cows that make strawberry milk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I dunno, I'll have to do my own research on this one, my third cousin's dog walkers nephew's barber said he read a tweet declaring they were actually the same animal, just one ate more as a youth and has an accent due to the weight.

[–] Mercuri 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean you're not wrong but no matter how small an impact it's still not ZERO emissions, so the guy you're replying to is technically correct.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Look at how much calories a horse needs per day, and then look at how much CO2 gets emitted to produce said food. Even the amount of CO2 a horse exhales per day is already significant.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile

At what point reading my comment did you come up with this?