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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago (36 children)

People also drink coffee while driving. It’s a depraved world out there.

[–] SendMePhotos 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (32 children)

Omg one time I was in line at a Subway (food) this dude started small talking about how it sucks because he's so hungry and he has to wait until he gets home to eat. I say, "why not just eat half while you drive?" he says, "what are you crazy?! You can't eat while you drive! You will crash!" and went on this tangent about not being able to eat or drink anything because you're driving.

Thanks for unleashing this random ass memory.

[–] Bassman1805 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You could also like...sit down at the subway and eat your sandwich.

A sub is a pretty difficult driving meal though, if you have any care for the cleanliness of your car. Lots of ingredients threatening to spill out of the bread at any moment.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 2 points 1 month ago

That's why you get a nice clean sub like the meatball sub, with sirracha and chipotle sauce added to it. That way everything is just a red and orange mess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

See, I disagree. I feel like a sandwich (and particularly, a long roll) makes it easier to eat without having to look at the thing you're eating. It's a great driving food.

Unless we're talking meatball subs or something. Just keep the paper on your lap (maybe put a napkin or two under that if you want to be sure nothing gets on your pants), and go to town without having to look down.

Better than anything requiring utensils, that's for sure.

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