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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Pretty sure the user experience folk are screaming for a path to be built there but are getting ignored.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They aren't being ignored. The corner needs to be a right angle for compliance reasons.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But the actual corner isn't even a right angled corner.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were forced to cut corners in implementation.

[–] jaybone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone says, they are not bringing their best angles. Triangles. Quadrangles. And some I assume are acute angles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

All I want is an angle who's acute and not right.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What we should do is put chainlink fence around the corner, but make the part that the users loved the most accessible with a monthly pass that they can only walk on with shoes purchased at the university store.

- spez

[–] jaybone 9 points 1 month ago

You mod 16 subs, what do you get?

Another day blocking API requests.

Saint Peter don’t DM me cuz I can’t go.

I owe my soul to Spez’s asshole.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

It's important we do it that way for our 🌟brand identity🌟.

[–] danc4498 5 points 1 month ago

How about a pond?

[–] jaybone 5 points 1 month ago

Management wants us to add more AI and Machine Learning so the user ends up in the parking lot.