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[–] Bassman1805 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A friend of mine went to Vegas once and we only got 2 texts from him in the group chat the entire time.

Day 1: I'm up!

Day 5: I'm down.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The flight from Denver to Las Vegas is just over an hour. I was meeting some friends in Vegas for a bachelor party and texted them saying I was taking off. The conversation went like this:

Me: Flight is taking off now, will text you when I get in.

Friend: Just sat down at the blackjack table at Treasure Island. See you in a bit.

Time skip ahead to me landing.

Me: Just landed. You still at Treasure Island?

Friend: I'm down 4 grand. Went back to the hotel.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Here's the list of things I like about Vegas:

  1. Getting on the plane to leave